Monday, January 11, 2010

Where's a whale when you need one?

The Jonas Brothers.

Technically, I suppose it was 'Jonah and the Whale' not Jonas but you get my meaning.  A whale would take care of this situation.

Their fifteen minutes are up.
Please go away.  Your strained, amateurish attempts at singing (not to mention your fashion sense) have inspired many a migraine in parents all across the nation.  Take notes from your predecessors, The Hanson Bros.

Or as I used to call them....'Children of the Corn'.  I've forgotten why, except that almost everything in life is a Stephen King reference.
Jonas Brothers, know when it's time to go home.  Call it a day.  You been riding this gravy train with biscuit wheels long enough.  Please, jump. 



  1. Actually I believe the Hanson brothers might have been pretty talented. At least that was according to a review I read in the L.A. Times not long ago. Don't remember what it said and I don't personally know anything about what the Hansons have been doing lately. And actually the L.A. Times tends to piss me off and I don't know why I keep getting it. Crossword puzzles and Sudoku I guess.

  2. I liked the Hansons too.

    But the Jonas Brothers should go home. But then, you know what, so should a lot of artists out there. And then with the industry shovelling the mindless drivel songs which are a dime a design, same song, different lyric, it doesn't do much to help.

  3. LOL, I love how everything somehow goes back to Stephen King, Or as I like to call him big brother Stephen. :)


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