Monday, February 22, 2010

Ode to the Synopsis

How I hate you, sinister synopsis.
You really fry my synapses.

I think you have caused a psychosis
or maybe just halitosis,
from all the caffeine I consumed in your creation,
which only added to my frustration.

Nothing even rhymes
with your hideous name,
I believe we only have ourselves
to blame.

We have chosen this road,
that includes you, Oh hated synopsis.

At least, that’s my diagnosis.
Or is it hypothesis?


  1. You need to get this published in writers digest. Do share! Too funny and true. *sigh*Perhaps I will blog Wednesday on a shortcut to writing the dreaded synopsis I discovered by accident.

  2. Nice!

    Can the next one be about the query? :D


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