Monday, July 12, 2010

Monday Must: Get A Grip

I dreamed last night that my grocery list went to auction and all the big houses were bidding on it.
Houghton Mifflin
Little Brown

I was so excited but then the electric company decided to sue me for copyright violations because it was printed on the back of my June bill.

Of course, this is pure crazy...but I'm still going to start purchasing post-it notes and from now on my more delicate items will be coded.

KY: Heated sensory aids
Tampons: Temporary leakage barriers
Athlete's foot spray: Drying agent for appendages
Chocolate: Mandatory mood enhancements

You can never be too prepared.  I'm just sayin'.


  1. LOL! One can never be too cautious. Love the dream!

  2. Haha. That's hilarious!!

    Also, I just wanted to let you know that I changed blog domains, so my new domain name is:

    Have a great day!!

  3. Oh my gosh! You are SO funny!!!!!!! You are one of my favorite blogs to visit. Copyright infringement? Honestly, I would have never thought of that.

  4. saw your hilarious comment on Lila, and found your hilarious blog. new follower. hello!
    Hope your foot problem goes away soon.


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