I dreamed last night that my grocery list went to auction and all the big houses were bidding on it.
I was so excited but then the electric company decided to sue me for copyright violations because it was printed on the back of my June bill.
Of course, this is pure crazy...but I'm still going to start purchasing post-it notes and from now on my more delicate items will be coded.
KY: Heated sensory aids
Tampons: Temporary leakage barriers
Athlete's foot spray: Drying agent for appendages
Chocolate: Mandatory mood enhancements
You can never be too prepared. I'm just sayin'.