Friday, September 24, 2010

Friday Fun: To Do List

Instead of a Friday Flashback, let's do something fun. Like a top ten list of things to do that will definitely liven up any boring week, at work or at home.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker all week. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' For Sexual Favors. '

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

10. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

We are WRITERS, it's like a given that we do crazy things once in a while.'ll feel better.

Trust me.  Have a great weekend!!!


  1. This is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.

  2. LOLOLOL!!!!! I laughed out loud all the way through this:D Hilarious!!! I've got to give them a try.

    After a rough week, you made my night:)Have a great, fun weekend, Marsha.

  3. :) I might try one of those. Sound like fun! :D

  4. You are seriously funny girl you know that???? I love number four and five, well especially five. =)

  5. I skip all the time :)

    My friend went to the Post Office yesterday and the woman in front him insisted on sending a package to West Africa, no matter how hard the clerk insisted that wasn't a country. lol.

  6. Great list thanks for cheering up a cold Sunday afternoon


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