Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Tuesday's Take: Work Responses

Here is a list of responses to utilize while at work. They have worked well for me in the past and now hardly anyone bothers me.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

And one of my favorites: I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Hope you're having a great week!

7 comments:

  1. LOL! "You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication."

    So, you're a consultant, too? ;)

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  2. Terry, actually no I'm not. But that makes the answer even better.lol

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  3. Never? lol

    Thanks for the laugh!

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  4. I once worked with a very difficult guy who had hanging on his cubicle wall the saying, "Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience." I found that ironic, considering he was the most argumentative person there.

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  5. lol. I love these. I'm never that bold. Although I have said things I shouldn't in languages I know people wouldn't understand.

    It's goign to backfire on me some day when I have a boss fluent in French or someting.

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  6. Bwahahaha! The things I think but never say... though I wish I could.

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It helps to know I'm not just talking to myself.