Some of us struggle with titles more than others. I am a fan of the brief, to the point title. I don’t want to guess why you named it. It should be obvious. But today I want to give a shout out to those who are notorious for horrible titles…Country Singers (or whoever writes their songs).
These are actual song titles. I kid you not.
Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer)
I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You
It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out
And my personal favorite:
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
So if you’re feeling down because you can’t seem to think of the perfect title for your ms…feel better. Because there’s no way you could be this bad.