I'm always the last to know these things. But I should have seen the signs.
Oprah retiring.
Donald Trump running for President.
Lady GaGa being named most influential celebrity.
Justin Beiber coming in third on that same list.
And...my husband did the dishes last week.
Read the writing on the wall, peeps.
We only have a few options left.
Hide
Party
Fight
Have a great weekend! Hope I see you on Monday.
Note: This is in no way a religious statement and I do not mean to offend anyone who actually believes the world is ending tomorrow. You have bigger problems to worry about.
I'm going for options two and three, if only for the fashion choices.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!
I pick #2
ReplyDeleteI like all of those options but Partying looks the most fun and Fighting has that awesome garb! Hiding just look frightening lol.
ReplyDelete~Loren
Funny Marsha. I personally love the fine print disclaimer at the end. A perfect politically-correct commentary on what's this world has come to.
ReplyDeleteI'll pick number 3. I've always wanted to have a knock-down, dirty, drag-out fight. In my next life (in the new world, ha ha) I plan to be a UFC fighter because it's got to be more fun than this writing thing. ;)
ReplyDeleteEnd of the world? Guess I don't have to watch my calories today. ;) Yippee!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, me a bestseller? ahem... ;)
ReplyDelete*Thanx for the cheerleading. And I'm not above begging for five star reviews on Amazon either. But then you already knew that. =) I jest. A little.
When you put it that way... Oh god... the world IS ending.
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