These were all actual newspaper headlines. It sort of validates our agonizing over every word we use when we write. Maybe these peeps should have done the same. Or maybe they knew exactly what they were doing...
Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy
State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food
All Utah Condemned to Face Firing Squad
Woman Kicked by her Husband said to be Greatly Improved
London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Supreme Court Rules that Murderers shall not be Electrocuted Twice for the Same Crime
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
Man is Fatally Slain
Fifth Graders get to Grill Lions
How is your week going? Is it just me or does it seem like everyone is on vacation???