If I watch this movie backwards, will it be the story of a decorated war hero who goes back home to get a sex change?
Sincerely, that is freakin’ awesome.
Dear Little Person,
Please accept my apology for throwing a sock at you and screaming "Dobby Be Free!!!"
Sincerely, margaritas are not my friend.
If I put 6 locks on my door and leave every other one unlocked, then you will constantly be trying to pick all the locks...
Sincerely, I’m smarter than you.
If women were in charge, there wouldn't be wars. Just a bunch of countries not speaking to each other.
Sincerely, a woman.
Dear alarm clock,
They might be hitting on you but they're sleeping with me.
Dear lazy son,
Texting plus facebook does not equal textbook. Well, it does but not the way I meant.
Sincerely, no one likes a smartass.