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My To-Do List
Office:
Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab it out and eat it.
Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
Cup water in hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.
Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.
Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, and then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.
Home:
Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.
Hide an alarm clock in teen's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
Cover toilet seat with plastic wrap.
Take the door knob off bathroom door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.
Hard-boil all the eggs in a carton and place them back in the refrigerator.
Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
I'm not going to lie...some of these I do at least once a month anyway.
Keep it funny, peeps.
Heheh these made me laugh. And if you put a little Vaseline on the plastic wrapped toilet seat it could be even funnier...
ReplyDeleteI almost wish I had my old job back so I could try some of these. Almost.
You are insane. I like it. :D
ReplyDeleteI used to love pulling practical jokes on people when I worked the night shift. People were so sleep deprived it hardly took any effort at all to set them up with a greasy doorknob.
I love these, especially the ransom demand and the co-worker's name on the underwear gags. Great! :-D
ReplyDeleteThis is so deliciously evil. For home, don't forget Nair in the conditioner bottle. That's always hilarious... right?
ReplyDeleteI love the alarm clock in the teen's room....that's just awesome! :)
ReplyDeleteI may 'borrow' a few other of those...just in case...