Wednesday, July 31, 2013

5 Reasons My Blog is Better than Dating Taylor Swift.

1) If our relationship goes bad I won't post breakup songs about you. And by relationship I mean you following my blog.


2) If I did post a song about you, I would never sing it.  Except in the shower.



3) I'm aware that I cannot sing. Except in the shower. But I can dance.


4) I have a sense of humor and can laugh at myself.



5) You will never read a post of me complaining about being popular.



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8 comments:

  1. Oh, it is so good to see the Idea Generator creating real life solutions!

    And, Jupiter's cock, would you ever let your son date Taylor Swift? I mean she really is a bad breakup, if ever there was one. It's made her a lot of money though.

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    1. watching this last GIF in which she's yelling obnoxiously, I actually have a strong urge to throw something heavy at her :)

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  2. and plus if you're reading this blog you cannot really end up in that godawful ONE DIRECTION band which might actually happen to you if you date TAylor Swift

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  3. I'm not necessarily anti-Taylor Swift, but I did see an interesting headline about her once that asked, Maybe It's You. She's had a lot of high profile breakups for someone so young. :P

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  4. oh, no, I've heard of one direction; my niece is all about the band. I could tell just by looking at them it would be hate at first sight. Kind of like Taylor Swift. And I would so rather hang out here than with her.

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  5. I'm not condoning violence against women, but I hate Taylor Swift so much I kind of want to punch her in the face. However, I do not want to punch you or your blog in the face. So you definitely win.

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It helps to know I'm not just talking to myself.