Monday, July 23, 2012

Maybe Monday-Bathroom Boredom

2/1/2010 Repost Due to Vacation!!! (The Toilet Tattler still lives)

It can be difficult at times finding quality reading material in the bathroom. Especially at work...when you're just hiding out in there anyway. Maybe you have someone at your place of employment that feels the need to post annoying signs in the bathroom.
Please don't sprinkle when you tinkle.

Wipe your seat, wash your hands, and wear a smile. (I totally made that up.)

Maybe if you're an aspiring writer...and really decide it might be a good idea to start a newspaper. A hot sheet, if you will...specifically for the bathroom. Anonymously, of course.

Maybe you decide to name it 'The Toilet Tattler'.

You might include hygiene tips, random office news, and rumors floating about the office.

Maybe you even invent rumors because your office is so boring.

Maybe you post it in every bathroom stall and giggle helplessly all day as you watch people come and go with goofy smiles on their faces.

Maybe Mondays aren't so bad after all.


  1. The Toilet Tattler would come in handy at my office. Too bad I lack the imagination to pull it off in style...

  2. OK, The toilet tattler is hilarious. I could have totally seen that at my old office. Of course it would have all been about my boss, but that's another issue.

  3. Oh my gosh, this totally reminds me of The Scott Hall Tissue. Literally a bathroom newsletter that we had at college. In retrospect it was pretty brilliant.

  4. Regina: I sooo don't believe you lack imagination!

    T.Anne: Thank you and I'm a little scared to put anything about my boss on there...I mean if it was me doing this newsletter.

    L&L: Why I am not surprised that you've already seen something like this?lol You totally get my sense of humor.

  5. Why can't I be going to the interesting bathrooms that Marsha goes to?


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