2/1/2010 Repost Due to Vacation!!! (The Toilet Tattler still lives)
It can be difficult at times finding quality reading material in the bathroom. Especially at work...when you're just hiding out in there anyway. Maybe you have someone at your place of employment that feels the need to post annoying signs in the bathroom.
Please don't sprinkle when you tinkle.
Wipe your seat, wash your hands, and wear a smile. (I totally made that up.)
Maybe if you're an aspiring writer...and really bored...you decide it might be a good idea to start a newspaper. A hot sheet, if you will...specifically for the bathroom. Anonymously, of course.
Maybe you decide to name it 'The Toilet Tattler'.
You might include hygiene tips, random office news, and rumors floating about the office.
Maybe you even invent rumors because your office is so boring.
Maybe you post it in every bathroom stall and giggle helplessly all day as you watch people come and go with goofy smiles on their faces.
Maybe Mondays aren't so bad after all.