Let us flashback over the last week and recall certain moments that will forever be burned into memory.
Highlights of my week include the following:
I found a button on my new phone that reads texts out loud. I was unable to find it again as it read my husband’s random pornographic messages in a booming electronic voice in the middle of my office. I began singing loudly to cover the sound. I much prefer co-workers to think I am crazy rather than perverted.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door at work twice this week. At least I closed it. I could not reach the doorknob to lock it once I noticed so I sat in terrified silence praying no one would walk in and trying to pee as fast as possible.
(Note to self: Rethink open door bathroom habits at home.)
What were the flashback highlights of your week? Also, if there is a particular time that you would like me to flashback on then please speak up!