Friday Flashback:You’re Freakin’ Old

You are. If you don’t believe me, then read this top ten list that proves it:

1) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

2) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

3) 6:00am is when you get up…not when you go to bed.

4) You hear your favorite song in the elevator.

5) You watch the weather channel.

6) You’re the one calling the police because those ##@@@@@ kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

7) You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

8) You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacid not condoms and pregnancy tests.

9) A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh**”.

10) When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate them instead of asking ‘what the hell happened?’.

You know you read this entire list searching desperately for one that doesn’t apply to you.

Deep Thought:
How can we know where we are going if we don’t remember where we came from?

Have a great weekend!!