Using makeup techniques from Kiss.
And moves from Spiderman.
She may be one of those pod people who take over when you sleep.
I cannot escape her. I am even starting to wonder who the hell this Alejandro is. Maybe I could call him on the Telephone?
There must be a vaccine. I have tried listening to hours of Nickelback, alternating between their rockin' awesomeness and the softer melodies of James Blunt. Then I thought maybe it would help to Just Dance. Nothing has worked.
When I try to sleep at night the song that circles my brain like a toilet drain is…P P P Poker Face.