Since it is impossible to live on True Blood alone, we search for something to entertain us when we should be writing. We are prepared and pay a huge monthly fee for channels we had no idea we had...but knew we might need someday. Maybe we are psychic?
We have now seen every biography of every A-List actor in Hollywood.
We know how to create dinner with nothing but ketchup and canned beans.
If your teenager happens to notice you watching hours of a Brittany Spears special on something called Fuse, just remind him of a time when quality TV to him meant an episode of TeleTubbies.
What are you watching????