The musings of an aspiring writer
Jerry Springer is on line one. :)Reminds me of a scene in Apocolypto (another movie by he who shall not be named). If you haven't seen it, the man is given herbs he thinks will help him get his wife pregnant (a topical application is called for). But it's really something more like poison ivy. The couple goes into their hut and a few minutes later they come running out -- he's holding his crotch and her mouth is on fire. *ahem*
I work in a sex shop, and I'd like to add that no one should use KY products anyways, because they tend to suck :p So many better alternatives are out there, by Jo, Cal Exotics, Kama Sutra, and numerous German brands :)Nonetheless...ouch!
LOL. I'm assuming the Icy Hot was the one that was mistakenly applied? The KY jelly wouldn't be all that bad if applied to your sore spots!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!(Um, are you okay? :P)
^ I'm with Jennifer on this one. :)
What? You don't like the aftereffects of icy hot? I don't get it.
You need to write a book!! oh, wait a minute!
It helps to know I'm not just talking to myself.