New State Mottos

Here's a little fun for ya since it actually hurts me to think too hard on a Monday.  Plus I am trying to shake off some major depression caused by Game of Thrones last night. I know...I have issues with reality.  Whatever.  I'm pretty sure that's a requirement when you're a writer.

I was going to list all 50 new state mottos but that would make this post entirely too long so I'm just sharing my favs.   

Alabama: Like the Third World, but Closer!

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: You Can Be Da Ho Next

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

New Jersey: What Smell?
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air

And here's a bonus redneck map:

This post is meant in good fun and only intended for those with a sense of humor.  I'm from Texas...or maybe Mexico.  The map is confusing me.

Have a great Monday.

Note: Mottos are courtesy of the funny2 website.