I was going to list all 50 new state mottos but that would make this post entirely too long so I'm just sharing my favs.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own StateNew Jersey: What Smell?
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air
And here's a bonus redneck map:
This post is meant in good fun and only intended for those with a sense of humor. I'm from Texas...or maybe Mexico. The map is confusing me.
Have a great Monday.
Note: Mottos are courtesy of the funny2 website.