Friday, November 11, 2011
More Very Short Letters
Admit it; you only don't let us use Wikipedia because you're mad it wasn't around when you were a kid.
We know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the orange tree?!
Sincerely, It's right there!
The first jockstrap was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for you to realize that the brain is also important.
Sincerely, so that's why you need me to make your sandwich
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Bieber
It's a good thing we're not related; your name would be Harry Longbottom.
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers,
If you do find one, what's your plan?
Sincerely, not very well thought out
Have a great weekend!!