Stop trying to sell your crazy, Tim. We get it.
Dude, you're like a modern day Socrates.
I really can't think of anything to say to this.
You are still the master, Steve.
Am I the only one that just wants to smack her?
Do you get the feeling Arnold is just faking it and still really doesn't know English?
I'm a little bit in love with this guy.
And for a bonus:
Well...except learning how to spell.
Thanks for the snorttles! This was the funnest post I've read in a while.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff.
ReplyDeleteYour captions were exactly what I was thinking. Well, except for the Robert Downey caption.
I'm all for making books cool again. :)
ReplyDeleteI love crazy people, except for Mariah. That was just stupid. May her ass grow to the size of a small African nation.
Hahahahaha! I can't stop laughing at Luanne's comment!
ReplyDeleteLoving these deep thoughts.
Good times.
ReplyDeleteJohn Waters is a nut... and right on the money!
Robert Downey Jr. is a hottie. I want him.
Ah-nold can kiss my *bleep ble-bleep-bleep*.
Fun! Again! Again!
Great stuff, monkey feces and all.
ReplyDeleteAbout the John Waters quote, I've always thought a person's bookshelves show their mind, and their music collection shows their soul.
If someone didn't have a mind, they'd have to have a mighty big soul for me to stay the night.
I have serious love for Robert Downey Jr too!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, totally want to smack Mariah. Shes an embarrassment to the human race, saying something like that!
Oh, wow! I am SO in love with Robert Downey Jr. He combines all my favourite things - hotness, and monkey ownership. (I think I might be quite shallow.)
ReplyDeleteThat John Waters quote is just perfect!
Really, Arnold, really? And Mariah...god. Just when you think people can't possibly be that f*cking stupid, here she comes!