Friday, January 6, 2012
More Random Very Short Letters
Dear strangers at my door,
Go away! I don't want to be a Jehovah's Witness! Oh wait, are those Girl Scout cookies??
Sincerely, I'll take 50 boxes please.
Dear Skinny Jean Wearing Boys,
Too... tight... can't... breath... world... caving... in... around... us...
Sincerely, Your Balls.
Please stop acting like school is so easy and work is so hard.
Sincerely, at least you get paid...
I want you inside me.
Dear Walt Disney,
Thanks for teaching little girls that everyone has a prince charming and a happily ever after.
Sincerely, where the hell is mine?
Dear verification code,
Can't you just take my word that I'm human?
Sincerely, WTF does that say?
We thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, but congrats on the backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals.
Have a great weekend!!!