These are just some of the titles to story ideas I've seriously considered writing:
Poop in Your Hair and Pee on Your Shoes: Potty Training Nightmares.
We Ain't The Brady Bunch: Tales of a Frustrated Step-Parent.
Did you get my text, God? It's Me, Marsha.
Still Married: How to reassure your spouse after being caught licking a picture of Ian Somerhalder on your computer screen.
Oral Fixations: Why licking your computer screen is not sanitary.
Am I a Cougar? (Dealing with self loathing after realizing you were harmlessly flirting with someone 17 years younger).
Writing For Sanity. (no subtitle needed)
The Hidden Rage of Suburban Housewives: Why you should never delete taped episodes of Vampire Diaries to record college basketball. Bonus insert-Top ten best places to hide until the screaming stops.
Is My Ass Fat?-Knowing When to Lie. (Sequel to 'Still Married')
Teen Wars: Why leaving pamphlets for private christian schools lying around is a must.
Hold My Banjo-A tourist guide through the deep south.
What is the craziest subject you could write about?