Monday, April 23, 2012

Five Things You Never Want to Happen (or hear).

1) You ask your 3yr old how his day went and he tells you he found a booger on his shoe…and ate it.

2) Having your three year old walk in on you bent over, naked, and hearing his shocked “ewww.”

3) A virus attacks your work computer and sends anonymous naked ass pics to your boss with a message that says you are lonely and looking for company…all from your email address. You think seriously about claiming those ass pics are yours after the ‘ewww’ remark from 3yr old.

4) Said virus also attacks your contacts and manages to get into son’s email (of course) and sends you a message that says he is a spiteful horny girl…

5) Zombie Apocalypse.

4 out of the 5 listed happened to me last week. Can you guess which ones?

Hello, Monday.


  1. Sure, Marsha, or were you just bored? Does your 3 yr old have a camera phone?

    My guess? 1,2, and 5. Judging from the photo.

  2. I didn't think the Zombie Apocalypse had happened yet, and then I realized that I was one of the zombies. Apparently I'm only going to get a bit part in the movie.

  3. That would have been an e-mail worth saving! :)

  4. Wait, I didn't get a photo of your ass! Where's my e-mail? And don't tell me the zombies ate it.

  5. Ohhhhhhh Marsha! You have my sympathies on a Week from Hell.

    But of course my takeaway is: Why am I not on your contacts list? I'm with Luanne, we got jipped.

  6. well for your sake i hope it was the zombie apocolypse. :s lol

  7. I hope this week has started better for you!


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