Dear Cupcakes,
Please, you just have makeup on...
Sincerely, Muffins.
Dear Siri in iPhone 4S,
I asked, "where can I hide a body?" as a joke....
Sincerely,
...."What are you looking for? Dumps, marshes, cremation
services...?"
Dear teen drivers,
Remember, kids in the back seat cause accidents...
Sincerely,
but accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Dear world,
Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle jack
off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.
Sincerely, you're welcome.
Dear children,
Please stop reading so much Harry Potter. It has apparently
lead you to believe that we have a house elf that goes around taking out the
trash, washing the dishes, paying the bills, and unloading the dishwasher.
Sincerely, I should
just start wearing a pillowcase.
Dear girl who walked directly into a mirror than apologized
for bumping into the reflection. That
was the greatest thing I have ever seen. Thanks for making my day.
Sincerely, wanna be
friends?
Ha!
ReplyDeleteHave I ever told you how much I like the way your brain works? OMG, grammar counts...
ReplyDeleteHa! Have a great weekend. Hope you get some writing in. Or maybe you could sneak in some time to wash that pillow case of yours in between dishes and laundry, you know, since it's a holiday weekend and all. :)
I need me a house elf.
ReplyDeleteOh, Uncle Jack and his weird hobbies!
ReplyDeleteI agree with muffins! Plus, muffins are bigger and have chocolate chips in them!
ReplyDeleteUncle Jack. lol
ReplyDeleteI was at the mall last week inside of a Krispy Kreme getting mu sugar buzz on.
As I was getting my fix and striding towards the door, I occasioned upon a glass pane instead.
Not to miss a cue, I bumped into a chair but bravely kept on eating my KitKat donut.
I so love these! You have an Uncle Jack, too? He's not allowed to come over to our house anymore...
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