A leprechaun pimp.
A patriot or my Uncle Lou.
A baby. A sad, sad, baby.
Wasn't this a character in the original Conan The Barbarian?
Elvis and/or Goldfish Cracker Dude
See what I mean? And I didn't even get to the costume aisle.
I do love you, Walmart. A place where every day is Halloween.
P.S. Bonus pic. You will eventually regret this no matter how freakin' awesome Seth MacFarlane is.