Part of what makes a good writer is our ability to observe our own life and the lives of others. I'm sure most of us have observed some crazy things at one time or another, so feel free to add to this list.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
No one is listening until you fart.
Male co-workers will eat anything, even if your name is on it. Licking everything you bring from home does not necessarily guard against this.
Happy Monday. This is said with extreme sarcasm as it is beyond my comprehension that anything about a Monday could be good...ever.