My condition has a name and it is Vocabularian. A person who creates new words and bonus…it almost sounds like Vulcan in the beginning and rhymes with humanitarian. It doesn’t get better than that.
But I am not alone. I know some of you suffer from this as well. Then there are those who like to make up new definitions for current words. And that’s just like an awesome side salad to my crazy entrée.
Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Rock on, fellow Vocabularians!!!