If I were Stephenie Meyer, I would only wear clothes that sparkled. There is nothing like a little self promotion to keep the fan flames burning…and sparkly clothes are just cool.
If you don't believe me, ask these guys:
If I were Stephenie Meyer, I would remind people as often as possible that while I did write the Twilight novels, I did not write the screenplays for the movies. Or participate in the casting.
Repeat: Did not cast/Not my fault.
And finally if I were Stephenie Meyer, I would pay it forward. Perhaps by making a little known struggling writer my new BFF…
Now that's funny.