My eye bags have bags, and those bags have tiny carry on bags. I’m triple baggin’ it. This strikes me as extremely funny. Also, one of the cool side effects of habitual sleep deprivation is the increasing ability to sleep anywhere or in any position. I can fall sleep standing up now. And I learned recently, I can fall asleep and keep typing. So it is impossible to bust me sleeping at work.
I am like a superhero. Maybe I could join the Justice League.
Pardon my insanity. And read the Mortal Instruments.