Mondays and Ambitious Brothers

You can’t escape Mondays. Even if you take off work and don’t look twice at a computer…it will eventually find you. You may be forced to wait for two hours so your son can be vaccinated against people who don’t wash their hands after using the restroom (Hep A), or maybe you will be reduced to watching the lifetime channel with your husband that evening because whoever chooses the Monday night primetime line up obviously hates you. Then you can go back to work on Tuesday morning and it will feel like Monday so why bother?

Prince William married Kate Middleton last week. I didn’t watch the wedding because I’m not interested in anything at 4:00am except sleep.  I'm thinking of posting a sign on my bedroom door that says 'only knock in case of emergencies involving blood or projectile vomiting'. 
I did watch a few short videos and check out some pictures and let me tell you what disturbs me.

This guy.

James Middleton. 

It’s always the brother you have to watch out for. Have we learned nothing from these people?

George Boleyn-Anne's conniving brother.

Jaime Lannister-Queen's brother in Game of Thrones

Maybe I'm watching too much cable...