Friday, November 4, 2011
Very Short Letters
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Ugly People,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some dirtbags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
Have a great weekend!!