Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
Sincerely,
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some dirtbags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Have a great weekend!!
LOL" short letters indeed! Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome!
ReplyDeleteThose explain a bit. LOL.
ReplyDeleteDear Marsha,
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up. Enough said.
L.G. :D
Ahahahaha! Oh my goodness, I love this. :)
ReplyDeleteROFL... thanks for the laugh. I needed that. =o)
ReplyDeletelol, I love it! Especially the unicorn one and (surprisingly) the google one... they had me cracking up :P
ReplyDeleteMiley isn't that bad. lol.
ReplyDeleteI love the unicorns one. And Sarah Palin.
Also, I love laughing at iPhone users. It makes my day. :)
Great stuff. I think I shall have to abduct this someday. Can I?
I read this during my layover yesterday and laughed so hard, the guy next to me was trying to peek at what I was reading! You are so awesomely funny :)
ReplyDeleteMore! (pretty please) :-)
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