Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Dark Side of Christmas

...or cherished holiday memories.

Pictures with Santa...or Uncle Jerry recovering from a rough Saturday night at the local bar? Are those prison tats on his hands?

Everyone passing out after an awesome holiday dinner or...just dodging a plea to help with the dishes?

Wrestling with a beloved sibling or...a carefully disguised murder attempt over the unauthorized use of your presents?

Normal fear over the power of Santa...or pure terror because your brothers told you he would eat you if you were naughty? 

Fun holiday family photo...or cult induction ceremony?  Perms are mandatory.

Perspective is everything.

Merry Christmas!!!


  1. Very funny captions. About the bottom picture, I'm glad we never dressed all the same.

  2. Wow, that's a scary Santa at the top. "Hey kids, Santa just got out of Attica after doing ten years for assault. Wanna go sit on his lap?"

    Great pics. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one. =o)

  3. Hey, thanks for the peek at the family photo album. Here's hoping this Christmas is just as disturbing.

    Merry Christmas, Marsha!!!

  4. The kid wetting his pants in front of Santa is priceless! I was always scared of Santa as a kid, too. I was actually relieved when my mom let me stop going - the candy cane SO wasn't worth it!

    Have a lovely Christmas!

  5. I knew I should not have put the family photo album on Facebook.

  6. Well, when you put it that way . . . :P

    Merry Christmas!

  7. Very nice! Have a great Christmas, and try not to be inducted into any cults.


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